Lohan And Alba Stinking Up The Razzies

Screw The Oscars. Seriously, it’s not like we are going to see anything good going on what with the Writer’s Strike so we might as well focus our attention on suckball performances. Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba led the nominations for the most prestigious of honors The Razzie with Lilo racking up two nods for the cringeworthy I Know Who Killed me while Jessica trumps that hand with no less than three seperate performances in Awake, The Fantastic Four and Good Luck Chuck. This isn’t so very bad for Alba, she’s glowingly pregnant and newly engaged so she can focus her attention elsewhere but what does Lindsay have if you take away her praise for such cinematic masterpieces as Herbie The Love Bug? We’ll find her on the floor of Winston’s in a puddle of her own urine clutching a fistful of Mean Girls DVDs wailing about how she used to be a star.