Brit Ditches Intervention To Buy A Mercedes

At the urging of manager/evil demon Sam Lufti, Britney Spears blew off her family’s attempt to get her into counseling for her bipolar disorder to go out and buy a new luxury car. There she is trooping around the car lot with said Satan Lufti and her mom Lynne. Personally, I’d be out trying to get custody of my children back, but maybe this is her way of caring about the kids. Call it a nice surprise for the next time she’ll be around her boys again: right around the time they’ll be getting driver’s licenses. Then it will be their turn to strap Mommy down and drive on the wrong side of the road before dropping by gas stations to take a whizz barefoot before stealing a lighter. They grow up so fast.