Angelina Adds Twins To The Pitt Baby Army

I’m convinced Angelina and Brad are building some kind of army, which is at the moment a Baby Army, that will one day be big enough to crush a small government.

Star Magazine recently spilled the beans to squash any rumors: Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. That’s TWO more! It’s so obvious now.

People thought I was crazy when I began boycotting Mr & Mrs Smith and all subsequent Pitt-Jolie movies. Or when I started sending hate-mail to the National Center for Refugee and Immigrant Children [it’s a baby-farm for Jolie and Pitt]. Now, surely everyone can see what a threat this ’supercouple’ presents to the world. Be wary.