Tacky Celebs Join Tacky Disney

Oh dear, there’s nothing whimsical or magical in the 2008 promo shoots for Disney. Last year Beyonce and Scarlett Johansson did nicely, but this time there’s a real WTF element in the air.

First we’ve got the always dramatic J-Lo/M-Ant coupling. This is barely par for the course, they don’t look sexy or even interested.

I’ll skip the Whoopi shoot, because I want to, but Rachel Weisz pulls off a Sleeping Beauty better than anyone I’ve seen since the actual Disney animated movie.

Next is Jessica Biel, who I’d usually fall all over in any photograph. This one really goes up a notch for awkwardness. It’s supposed to be Pocohontas, but yeah, I now realize why shots of Biel work best whilst on a beach.

The only shot that actually seems to work is Gisele and Mikhail Baryshnikov in a fairly on point Peter Pan remake. What makes this shot ring? A little Tina Fey as Tinkerbell. Well done!

Check the Popsugar gallery for some nice behind the scenes shots - none of Tina Fey, though.