The Kardashian Gang Gets Sued

Reality TV’s most plastic family The Kardashians has gotten themselves into hot water with Brandy’s mom of all people. You remember Brandy, right? No? She was on some show called Moesha? Still no? All you really need to know is that at one point in the 90’s people thought she was cool. She was right up there with band collar silk shirts and Color Me Badd. Anyway, her mom is ticked at Kim Kardashian for some credit card fraud:

According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family — Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65. And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch. It’s unclear why Sonja didn’t just cancel the card.

I guess Sonja had other things to worry about considering Brandy was supposed to be on her way to jail for killing people in a car accident, but even so, she could have picked up the phone and had that cut off from the Bootylicious Clan. And why the hell would you charge stuff at your own stores? You don’t see Ronald McDonald out there behind Mickey D’s with a stocking over his head stuffing garbage bags full of Big Macs then trying to make a break for it.