According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

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