Britney And Adnan Had A Wedding

Know what a really good idea is when you get out of the mental hospital and you’ve been banned from seeing your children? To get married to someone who is already married. I’m serious. It ranks right up there with sharing dirty needles with that guy who lives in a tree because he thinks the world is full of piss:

After Britney got out of the hospital the first time, Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that was the only way he could protect her.”

This is where if I was a truly tasteless person I would say something about Princess Diana getting involved with a Middle Eastern Playboy who has an unsavoury reputation and look what happened to her but since Dodi Al-Fayed didn’t have idiotic facial hair and Britney’s just Royally F*cked, I’ll leave that one alone.