Heidi And Spencer’s Video Game

The Hills resident Douchebag Spencer Pratt and his Douchebaguette minion Heidi Montag are due to release their very own video game!

“You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

I can already guess what this game is going to consist of. Pixel Pratt drives around in daddy’s car running over homeless people while Digital Heidi works the corners to raise more money for plastic surgery and poorly made videos. Only women with a D cup or above are allowed to behold the glory of The Hills Kids Grand Theft Lifestyle, but any penis with a credit card in daddy’s name can pick up a copy. Just like in real life.