Filthy Amy Winehouse Worth Big Money In Prison

Grammy Winner and Rehab Graduate Amy Winehouse is apparently a total menace to hotel rooms according to Brit Tabloid The Sun. A rock star who trashes hotel rooms? My stars and garters, I never heard of such shenanigans!

Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why. I’m not.

Nice! Oh, and don’t forget about Amy’s Prison Bitch of a husband, one Blake Civil-Fielder who overdosed on heroin this week that he scored due to his outside connections:

The singer was in tears as she spoke to Blake through a pane of glass, in a room separate from other prisoners. Their marriage has been under strain since we revealed Blake has been trading signed photos of her for heroin.”

Don’t even try to tell me those guys are spanking the Sing Sing Sausage to pictures of Amy Winehouse. I mean, they must be burning those pics for warmth, right? Jail is cold.