Pamela Anderson Seeks Annullment

In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and property separate. On Monday, Anderson filed a request to have a retired judge handle the annulment proceedings — a common practice in celebrity split-ups as it keeps matters private and out of the court.

God knows I love me some Pamalama Ding Dong because I weep when I think about how cold and lonely my teen years would have been without her big ass hooters keeping me warm at night but it is time she hung up her serial monogamy habits and just settled down. Why not invest in a quality vibrator? AA batteries are a lot cheaper than alimony.