Paris Hilton: Money Can’t Buy Bathroom Visits

Posted: February 28, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

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I know that Paris is trying to look uber sexy in these latest photos of her appearing in 944 magazine but I am just not getting that vibe. Is it the sunglasses she got at Chuck E. Cheese’s after winning 1000 tickets at Skee-Ball? Or that she went tanning by taking a dip in the Cheeto Factory Vats? Looking at these is making me want to get acquainted with a roll of Charmain and a copy of Teen People. Then there’s shots like these:

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Skin tone normal, nice cleavage. Is this the same person? Take away the Boy George makeup and I might be able to admit a slight tingle of arousal. More confusing shots of La Hilton trying to cling to fame after the jump.

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  1. Andrea said,

    March 3, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
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    The first picture is super awkward. I know she was going for a fashion modelly pose and all, but all it really does is make her feet look huge.

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