Sam Lutfi Faces Charges; The Wrath Of Dysfunctional Southerners

Britney’s former manager Sam Lutfi is under investigation for statements he made concerning the fact that he drugged Britney to make her more compliant. Whatever happened to good old fashioned straight jackets? Kids today.

Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified.

I like how the Spears family is looking for a scapegoat to take the blame for royally screwing up their eldest daughter when they were the ones rubbing ice on her nipples for erotic photo shoots when she should have been roller skating and watching The Cosby Show. I can’t wait until they bring the heat to Starbucks for allowing her to guzzle her weight in Frappuccinos.