Get Ready For The Lohan Reality Shamefest

Or as I like to call it, the Dina Does Disaster! The same woman whose eldest child landed in jail and rehab before her 21st birthday is set to roll out a new reality show starring Dina and her daughter Ali’s forays into stardom. As far as the little redheaded one goes, I’m not sure. A little Drag Queen in the making? Get that kid a perm and a red dress and you have yourself a Little Orphan Annie who can pee standing up.

The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,” Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”

I can’t wait for this show to hit the airwaves, mainly because I am very interested in how a single mother like Dina packs crack pipes in her children’s lunches. Ziploc bags? Reusable Tupperware? It’s a mystery and that’s what makes them stars.