Paris Gets Deep With A Fake Shaman

This is so rich it has to be fattening. Paris Hilton was photographed with some dude who looks like he could lead you on some mountain trek where all you drink is yak milk to purify your insight or some other BS. The joke turned out to be on her. The strikingly bearded 52(!)year old Maxie Santillan is as much a shaman as Elton John is a Catholic Republican:

He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

What’s with her little demure white dress? She probably thinks it makes her look virginal and holy but all I can think of is a porno starring the Swiss Miss Cocoa chick.