Dannielynn To Wear The Baby Bling

Little Precious Dannielynn Birkhead has finally been named the sole heir to mother Anna Nicole Smith’s possible $474 million dollar fortune still in the air as the will of her husband J. Howard Marshall continues to be batted around like so many of her enormous fake breasts:

Dannielynn could inherit millions of dollars if the estate wins an ongoing court fight over the oil fortune of Smith’s late second husband, J. Howard Marshall. Smith at one point won a $474 million judgment but it was eventually reduced to zero. In 2006, the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated her claim, but Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote that Marshall didn’t include anything for Smith in his will.

So Monty Burns forgot to leave his trophy wife some cheddar, big deal! He was like, what, a million years old? If he remembered where he put his dentures, not to call African-Americans “colored” and to ring the bell when his diaper was wet, he was having a pretty good day. Give the baby some money so her dad can stop pimping her out to pay the bills.