Adnan Ghalib Makes Poor Choices In Baby Momma Land

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.

OK, so I know Adnan thinks a good retirement plan is knocking up a crazy superstar so she’ll hook you up with the sweet life but has anyone heard anything from Kevin Federline lately? Exactly my point. He’s at home trying to scrub the Cheeto stains off the hands and psyches of two small boys and that doesn’t leave a whole lot of time for clubbing or rocking last year’s Ed hardy gear. You wanna rock the cradle with Britney and her hat that looks like one of those things your grandma uses to cover the spare roll of toilet paper, you best be ready for a Starbucks fueled roller coaster.