Michael Jackson Loses Neverland Animals

A financially troubled Michael Jackson has been forced to rid himself of the menagerie of animals that once inhabited his Neverland Ranch:

All of Jacko’s pets, including giraffes, giant pythons, parrots and a menagerie of other species, were purchased by Banjoko Nature Preserve in Arizona. The creatures are intended to be “presented center-stage at a 185 acre planned multi-million dollar wildlife preserve.”

Aww, I feel kind of sad for those animals. How will they get to sleep at night without the slow and steady sounds of the laboured breathing of a child who has been drugged with Roofies? It’s a shame.