Winona Steals

Remember when Winona Ryder was like, the Queen of the 90’s? I gave myself many a blister over that scene in Reality Bites where she’s all laid out weeping on the phone with the call in psychic. What can I say? Chicks who delude themselves make me horny. Anyway, I don’t know what happened to her lately! She’s still acting all klepto, this time for makeup:

Security stopped the shopper, who turned out to be none other than Winona Ryder! She showed the guard her receipt and he proceeded to check her bag. There were a couple of makeup items that were not paid for. Wide-eyed Winona said “I don’t know how that happened” and she quickly paid for the makeup before braving the exit once again.

Would Roxy Carmichael’s fake daughter do such a thing? Would that nerdy goth type that soothed Lucas’ burns after the jocks slathered his sac with Icy Hot? I cannot concive of the girl who took on the Heathers and staged her suicide in solidarity with Martha Dumptruck stealing cosmetics. Ugh. You know you are old when your teen idols are shoplifting with no recollection of the act.