Heather Mills Still Looking For More

Naughty girls who may or may not be transsexuals hiding a huge Adam’s apple under feathered hair and bad lighting deserve spankings, especially ones who spend their time trying to gouge their husbands for more money:

“Heather’s thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. “Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again.”

This would not be such horrific news if she didn’t just win 40 millon and some change in their divorce settlement! Heather, Heather! Is your romantic antique hobby coming back to bite you in the ass? Nobody said collecting rich old geezers was the best of ideas. As for the poor miner prospector who lost his leg in an accident? Give Sir Paul a ring, now that he’s single again, he might be on the look out for another one legged gold digger. I know, this poor woman is going through a miserable divorce and coping with being a single mum and all I can do is sit here and make jokes. It’s absolutely prosthetic.