Heath Ledger Might Have Another Kid Out There

Some skirt is running around telling everyone that Heath Ledger might be the father of her child that would have been concieved when the Aussie actor was just 17:

Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an older woman who is thought to have only discovered she was pregnant after their relationship ended. The woman was living with another man at the time of the alleged affair. Yesterday, Ledger’s uncle, Hadyn Ledger said: “There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.”

Wow, this woman sounds like a classy lassie all the way, doesn’t she? Knocking boots with a 17 year old while your man is off at work, getting a hole in one in the babymaker up and only fessing up to the fact that a celebrity might be the father when it became profitable to say so. If she was really interested in her child knowing who their real father was, she wouldn’t have waited for his untimely death and appearance as The Joker in a hit movie series. If she was really down, she’d have been there explaining to the kid why The Order was such a crapalicious endeavor or why daddy thinks a dirty little Hobbit like Mary-Kate Olsen is attractive. That’s called tough love parenting, my friends.