What’s Paris Hiding On Her Face?

Heinous zit? Cold sore? Itchy STD rash that’s worked its way from her poisoned nether regions in a quest to see daylight and perhaps something other than a steady stream of C list man meat? Click on the jump to find out.

Aww, someone was playing tag with the press and fell down further ruining what should be on the “Oops! My Bad!” portion of her plastic surgeon’s catalogue. Even boyfriend Benji Madden looks confused as to what’s transprired. I’d be baffled too if my girlfriend dressed like she was an extra in a Smashmouth video circa 1999.