Hulk Hogan Has Freudian Issues

Dude. DUDE. That’s not your girlfriend. That’s your DAUGHTER, albeit in a more leathery casing. You can’t be banging a chick that looks like your little girl after the tanning bed and plastic surgery takes its toll! The only thing that girl is good for is parading her in front of said daughter as what the future looks like if you don’t use at least SPF 45. Rowdy Rodder Piper would never have done something like this.