New Kids On The Block Decide To Not Be Old

I know it’s a terrible title, but I don’t think a boy band from the early 90’s deserves much more than absolute crap.

Somebody must need to pay child support or keep from going bankrupt(financially, not spiritually. I think it’s pretty clear that sell your soul when you join the dark league that is a boy band.)because the New Kids On The Block are making a comeback! Comeblock? Naw, that sounds like something that’s a sign of prostate cancer.

After a 14-year hiatus, the group will release a new album this summer and go on tour this fall. But first it will return to its old stomping grounds: the Tweeter Center on May 18 for the sold-out Kiss Concert.

What’s really sad is all this is the dream come true for all those NKOTB fans who got pregnant by some Guido at the age of 15 and now lives in a shotgun house in South Jersey still creating holes in the ozone later with her Aqua Net and noxious farts from a steady diet of Arby’s and Tasti D-Lite. That’s class.