Britney Spears To Sell Furniture

Some Eurotrash has it in his mind that using Britney Spears as the face of a new line of furniture is going to bring in the Big Bens:

Spies say Spears pere is in talks with Danish celebrity broker Claus Hjelmbak to “bring Danish accent pieces to the United States . . . Britney will be the face of the brand.” The insider tells us that Hjelmbak and Jamie Spears have been working out the deal for more than two months. Hjelmbak and Britney met at the Scandinavian Style Mansion back in December 2007, when Britney was reportedly paid $1 million to celebrate her birthday at the event, hosted by Sharon Stone.

I could see this happening, like people coming over and asking “Why is your couch covered in what looks like dog feces and ratty clumps of 100% Hawaiian Silky stuck on there with Hilton Strength Weave Glue?” Then you could just smile and pound some more Red Bull and Vodka while letting everyone know that what may look like something recovered from the Goodwill reject pile is actually a Britney Spears Limited Edition complete with hidden Fry Daddy for those late night Deep Fried Oreo cravings.