Adnan Got Stabbed, Man

Britney Spears’ one man entourage Adnan Ghalib was stabbed over the weekend, perhaps in an attempt to rid him of that douchey facial hair. Unfortunately, his huge ego and sense of self satisfaction were not pierced and summarily deflated like a popped boob implant on the set of the final season of Baywatch:

He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world.

Somehow I’m seeing Sean Preston wearing some little gangster outfit Kevin bought him at Thugs ‘R Us sitting by Adnan’s side telling him “We told you to stay away from my momma!” Wouldn’t that be adorable? And who cares about Britney so much they are willing to commit attempted murder? Taco Bell employees? Starbucks share holders? This could be a new thing, you want someone taken out, just make sure they are brown nosing Britney and presto, you have created a target for assassination. My ideas are amazing.