Kim Kardashian The Butt Of Paris’ Hilarity

Reality star Kim Kardashian’s Onion Booty is making a big stink in Hollywood and even her little frenemies are getting in on the Haterade action. Paris Hilton blabbed on the radio about her pal’s pillowy posterior:

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

As long as we are doing food/body comparisons, can I just point out that P-Hil’s neck looks like a freaking Thanksgiving dinner: a turkey gobbler neck topped with an Adam’s Apple so huge the Mott’s people are thinking about hiring her as their spokesperson. Add the banana boat feet and you’ve got yourself a square meal.