Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Wants The Baby Bling

Did Ashlee Simpson really think she was going to get pregnant and engaged without her father putting his creepy Oedipal/Electra Complex Vibe all over the ultrasounds? Poor naive little girl.

A magazine source said, “Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it,” our source said.

Joe should really not be concerned with playing Pimp My Grandbaby so much as he should be scouting around for a good Pediatric Plastic Surgeon. I mean, does anyone remember what Ashlee looked like before the big makeover? What if it comes out with that schnozz and Pete’s jaw? An ugly child in the Simpson family is about as welcome as a cloud of warm yellow coming toward you in a swimming pool.