Madonna’s Lourdes Goes For A Mustache Ride

Posted: April 19, 2008 @ 9:46 am

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Come on. Her mother is one of the most image obsessed people alive yet little Lola’s got a unibrow that sends those lame cavemen from the car insurance commercials running back to their lairs to get a piece of the sun that fell from the earth and burn the monster to death. I know some of you are going to be all “She’s a child, leave her alone!” I’ll leave her alone when she leaves me some of her trust fund. You can’t honestly tell me that child lives in the same house with Madonna and has no idea how to wield a pair of tweezers? I’m sure there’s some hot wax laying around the house from a sexual encounter with a guy dressed in a Caligula costume, let’s get that going so she can blossom into the flower she is.

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  1. die@death.gov said,

    June 8, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
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    You’re fucked up

  2. Addy said,

    November 24, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
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    That is extremely unkind. I think we all have issues with our looks. Way to make a little girl feel insecure.

  3. Terri said,

    May 3, 2009 @ 12:36 am
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    I find her eyebrows adorable…the fuzziness is so innocent and childlike and shows she may be the material girl’s daughter…but she is not pretentious or self conscious she is still childish.

    Unlike miley cyrus who started her disney show at 14 and in 2 short years looks like 27. Lourdes is still ayoung girl and looks like one.

    Madonna used to darken her eyebrows and has tweezed them pencil thin.

    Lourdes has a whole lifetime ahead of her to experiment with her eyebrows (or even do nothing if she pleases) leave the kid alone you pretentious and denigrating ass!

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