Lindsay Lohan Poses Kinda Naked

Can anyone remember the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan do anything for her actual career? Drinking enough Vodka and Red Bull to sweep away the memories of I Know Who Killed Me doesn’t count.

So here she is in all her melanoma speckled glory for some Visa credit card commercial thingie. Is this some trade off because she can’t pay her bills? The higher the debt the more clothing you have to shed? Just be thankful that she’s not any deeper in the hole or else we might be seeing the full on burnt fried egg on a nail action that lurks beneath that Value Village blazer she’s rocking. She looks like she got caught banging Gordon Gekko and had to escape out the window.