Mom of 14 Nadya Suleman was mobbed last night as she brought the first two of her 8 newborn babes plus her six older children home from Kaiser Permanente Hospital and her mom’s crib. Suleman and her brood received a warm welcome the likes of which have not been seen since Dr. Frankenstein’s neighbors dropped by with pitchforks and torches. The chaos in which people were reportedly run over with her SUV prompted Nadya to call 911:

I need help and this is not safe for any of the kids. Please hurry. They are trying to break down the garage door. We pulled in and they are swarming the whole area”

Too bad she didn’t pay attention to lessons learned by other pouty lipped brunettes:

A little bit of semen can cause a whole mess of trouble.

I bet it goes “Bitch
you best not run your mouth ‘cuz
I’ll beat you again!”