Michael Jackson has Died

Well folks, there will be no more skin pigment altering, no more plastic surgery to enhance alien appearances, and depending where he goes, no more moonwalking.  Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50.  The pop star turned freaky alien like had many hits.  Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal, and more, are now, no more.

I guess there’s no hope for any future tours, not that I’m personally disappointed, although I’ll probably still find myself singing along to Smooth Criminal whenever it mysteriously creeps its way onto my iPhone.

Well folks, that’s all she wrote.  Just Beat it!