Debbie Rowe Wants Some Money. Oh, And Her Kids Back, Too

Michael Jackson’s baby mama Debbie Rowe is fighting the Jackson clan for custody of the children she bore with him during their marriage:

“I want my children,” Rowe said in an interview Thursday morning with radio station KNBC in Los Angeles. Rowe also said she was willing to undergo DNA testing to prove she is indeed the children’s biological mother.
She also said she will seek a restraining order to keep Joe Jackson away from the children.

Good luck with all that, Debs. Keeping Joe Jackson from potential money making children is like trying to keep away ants at a picnic. Or keeping Kirstie Alley from devouring that entire picnic, checkered tablecloth included.

All of this defies Jackson’s wishes as his will specified that the children should go to his mother Katherine who has been caring for the children since his death. If Miss Jackson (ooh I am fo’ real) should no longer able to care for the kids, custody will go to Diana Ross.

So basically, these kids are looking at a life with either a bit of trailer trash who could close her eyes and think about the $ signs whilst pretending she was having sex with someone who didn’t need the Crayola people to fix his face everyday or a hopeless enabler who stood by while her husband beat his kids for missing a note. Give those kids to Diana Ross, already!

They won’t need those face masks anymore, they can just hide under her skirt.