Gary Coleman’s Wife Shows Him Exactly What’s She’s Talkin’ ‘Bout

Can Gary Coleman ever catch a break? His parents stole all his money, he’s stuck with a catch phrase that will probably be printed on his tombstone and now his wife Shannon Price has been arrested for domestic violence:

Shannon Price, 23, was booked into the Utah County jail about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday and released about two hours later after posting about $1,200 bail. Police officers arrived at the couple’s Santaquin home after she locked Coleman out, according to a booking statement. Price swore at an officer as people walked by on the sidewalk. When police entered the home, they found she had “destroyed” Coleman’s bedroom, tipping over his dresser, emptying out drawers and damaging shelves. “She told him, ‘You deserve this after how you treated me,’ ” according to the documents.

Really? Honestly? She’s a FOOT TALLER than him! He needs a stepladder to even begin to defend himself! Would Arnold Drummond have taken any of this crap from a chick with so much upper gum line she makes Mr. Ed and the rest of the stables horny? I highly doubt it. The Gooch never got to him and that broad shouldn’t either.