Jon Gosselin’s Jailbird Sweetie Pie

I know! I thought her eyebrows looked exactly like little golf clubs too!

Good gravy do I feel bad for those Gosselin kiddos. Their new stepmommy dearest to be isn’t so much of the play with toy trains type. Oh, wait. Does running a train on the football team count? Don’t they make a Bratz doll that features the Varsity Squad Gang Bang? Mady and Cara would love that.

When push came to shove….she spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course. The girl started out sweet but got consumed with the drugs, those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.

Oooh, I can see it now! The twins and ‘tups all geared out in their new Ed Hardy gear rolling dollar bills up so Jon can snort his way thin, Kate finding the residue in the house and shrieking at the children not to touch daddy’s special “organic pixie dust.”