Joe Jackson Denies Whooping Michael For Fun Or Profit

Posted: July 22, 2009 @ 10:51 am

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“Get in there and clean your room/do the dishes/take out the garbage/mow the lawn before I beat you like I was Joe Jackson and Michael missed a step!” was such a common phrase in our household vernacular it caught me off guard that Ultimate Stage Dad Papa Joe has lashed out against allegations that he ever laid a hand on the goose that laid the silver sequined egg:

“The media keep hollering about saying that I beat Michael. That’s not true. You know what this beat started — beat started in the slavery days,” Jackson said. “Where they used to beat the slaves and then they used to torture them. That’s where this beating started. These slave masters, and that’s where that come from. … Now, Michael was never beaten by me. I’ve never beaten at all.”

He doesn’t think forcing a 7 year old into a life of fame is slavery? We all know good and well if Michael had tried to sneak out the house Joe would have gotten an axe from the Big House and lopped off one white sock and black penny loafer Kunte Kinte stylo. He needs to learn to make money himself and not off the backs of his children. He can go sit in a tub of bleach and rent himself out as a Marlon Brando impersonator.

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  1. trescothick said,

    January 13, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
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    He believes spanking is not beating. He is right. Everybody needs to get off of Joe Jackson. Whites and white media was Michael Jackson’s problem. Not Joe. Accept it. You whites just don’t want to accept responsiblity and find a place to lay the blame. It is all your fault. Nobody elses. Deal with it.
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  2. shane warne said,

    January 27, 2010 @ 9:39 pm
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    I dont think there are many specifix biographies. HOWEVER, you should check out the book ‘Eight Men Out’ which is an excellent story about Jackson and the other 7 “Black Sox”
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  3. franklin said,

    February 9, 2010 @ 4:09 am
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    Joe Jackson does not feel that he did anything wrong. I think that the whole “abuse” issues are misunderstood and somewhat exaggerated.

  4. The Magic Of Making Up Review said,

    July 26, 2010 (6 days ago) @ 5:37 pm
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    Maybe Joe Jackson never beat his son? Is there really any proof that he did so? If there is not then people need to drop this issue because it makes no sense with out the cold hard facts that he did beat his kid. I can agree that he should find his own ways to make money. He needs to stop trying to make all he can off his kids and try to come up ways to make money for himself.

  5. TW Jackson said,

    July 28, 2010 (4 days ago) @ 10:34 am
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    I dont think Joe Jackson beat Micheal when he was a kid. I bet he yelled at him a lot though. Out of doing this im sure he just meant good. You know to motivate his son.

  6. Matt Huston said,

    July 28, 2010 (4 days ago) @ 4:38 pm
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    May piece be with you Michael Jackson. I just cant count how many times Michael has blown me away. I was watching the video on youtube that showed the first time he moon walked. It was amazing and you will never be forgotten Michael.

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