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	<title>Hollywood Snark</title>
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	<description>Get the latest celebrity news, gossip, and buzz. We take celebrity news and add our brand of funny commentary and sarcastic wit. Hollywood happenings with an added twist of snark!</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Joe Jackson Denies Whooping Michael For Fun Or Profit</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/22/joe-jackson-denies-whooping-michael-for-fun-or-profit/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/22/joe-jackson-denies-whooping-michael-for-fun-or-profit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Michael Jackson</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;Get in there and clean your room/do the dishes/take out the garbage/mow the lawn before I beat you like I was Joe Jackson and Michael missed a step!&#8221; was such a common phrase in our household vernacular it caught me off guard that Ultimate Stage Dad Papa Joe has lashed out against allegations that he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Weapon Of Choice</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/21/lindsay-lohans-weapon-of-choice/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/21/lindsay-lohans-weapon-of-choice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
<category>lindsay lohan</category>
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OK, I know what you are thinking. How is a squirt gun going to ward off the paparazzi? When it&#8217;s filled with her bodily fluids and secretions. Don&#8217;t look at me like that, there was a a much worse joke to be made involving lesbians and squirting but I chose to take the less hilarious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Gosselin Out On The Prowl</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/20/jon-gosselin-out-on-the-prowl/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/20/jon-gosselin-out-on-the-prowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Reality Television]]></category>
<category>Jon Gosselin</category><category>Reality Television</category>
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Reality television&#8217;s most scrutinized father was seen out and about with Star magazine reporter Kate Major only days after he was spotted in France with the 22 year old daughter of his ex-wife&#8217;s plastic surgeon. Wait, did I just write a episode of Dynasty? I&#8217;m pretty sure I did.  
I get that he needs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson And The Trouble With Texting</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/jessica-simpson-and-the-trouble-with-texting/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/jessica-simpson-and-the-trouble-with-texting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[John Mayer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson]]></category>
<category>Jessica Simpson</category><category>John Mayer</category>
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Jessica Simpson is super bummed out and not just because her Rubenesque figure could not be tamed by a single belt so she had to skin two leopards to complete the ensemble above. Her douchey ex John Mayer steamy text messages forced boy toy Tony Romo to call for a penalty kick to her sensitive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Red Alert Spanish Vogue Cover: The Haiku</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/lindsay-lohans-red-alert-spanish-vogue-cover-the-haiku/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/lindsay-lohans-red-alert-spanish-vogue-cover-the-haiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Haikus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
<category>Haikus</category><category>lindsay lohan</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
So That&#8217;s How They Are
Warning The Public About
Toxic Waste Hazards
Haikus, lindsay lohan]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Gosselin&#8217;s Jailbird Sweetie Pie</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/jon-gosselins-jailbird-sweetie-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/jon-gosselins-jailbird-sweetie-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin]]></category>

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<category>Jon Gosselin</category><category>Reality Television</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know! I thought her eyebrows looked exactly like little golf clubs too!

Good gravy do I feel bad for those Gosselin kiddos. Their new stepmommy dearest to be isn&#8217;t so much of the play with toy trains type. Oh, wait. Does running a train on the football team count? Don&#8217;t they make a Bratz doll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mischa Barton Checks Into Psych Ward</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/mischa-barton-checks-into-psych-ward/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/mischa-barton-checks-into-psych-ward/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mischa Barton]]></category>
<category>Mischa Barton</category>
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When I saw this I was sure it was because in an effort to drum up some attention she pulled a Franz Kafka and started morphing into some sort of giant grey winged insect. This apparently is not the case. 
On Wednesday, Barton called police at 3 p.m. with a health problem, LAPD Officer April [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Gosselin Goes For The Upgrade</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/16/jon-gosselin-goes-for-the-upgrade/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/16/jon-gosselin-goes-for-the-upgrade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kate Gosselin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin]]></category>
<category>Jon Gosselin</category><category>Kate Gosselin</category>
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It only took Reality Dad of 8 Jon Gosselin all of ten minutes to stick his semi famous wang back in the dating pool. You&#8217;d think he&#8217;d be ready for some Adult Swim time but he&#8217;s back in the kiddie pool waving a Lil&#8217; Swimmers diaper and arm floaties for his 22 year old girlfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Doctor Missing License; Common Sense</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/07/michael-jacksons-doctor-missing-license-common-sense/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/07/michael-jacksons-doctor-missing-license-common-sense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Michael Jackson</category>
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Michael Jackson&#8217;s personal live in physician Dr. Conrad Murray has been busted for not having the credentials to prescribe medication to his only patient:
Federal authorities told FOXNews.com that Dr. Conrad Murray is not licensed to administer certain levels of controlled medications in the state, and that if he gave Demerol or Oxycontin to Jackson, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s $25,000 Gold Plated Casket: The Haiku</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/05/michael-jacksons-25000-gold-plated-casket-the-haiku/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/05/michael-jacksons-25000-gold-plated-casket-the-haiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Haikus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Douglas]]></category>
<category>Haikus</category><category>Michael Douglas</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
When I Die I&#8217;ll Be
Lucky To Get The Empty
Dunkin&#8217; Donuts Box
Haikus, Michael Douglas]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be Famous Without Really Trying By Brooke Hogan And Heidi Montag</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/04/how-to-be-famous-without-really-trying-by-brooke-hogan-and-heidi-montag/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/04/how-to-be-famous-without-really-trying-by-brooke-hogan-and-heidi-montag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brooke Hogan]]></category>
<category>Brooke Hogan</category><category>Heidi Montag</category>
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Unless you can put &#8220;getting huge fake breast implants and bleaching hair until it looks like a Barbie doll that&#8217;s been ravaged by the sands of time&#8221; on your resume, Brooke Hogan and Heidi Montag are pretty useless people. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s extra important for them to engineer pointless feuds with each other in that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Debbie Rowe Wants Some Money. Oh, And Her Kids Back, Too</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Prince Michael Jackson II aka Blanket]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diana Ross]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Prince Michael Jackson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paris Jackson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Debbie Rowe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Debbie Rowe</category><category>Diana Ross</category><category>Michael Jackson</category><category>Paris Jackson</category><category>Prince Michael Jackson</category><category>Prince Michael Jackson II aka Blanket</category>
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Michael Jackson&#8217;s baby mama Debbie Rowe is fighting the Jackson clan for custody of the children she bore with him during their marriage:
&#8220;I want my children,&#8221; Rowe said in an interview Thursday morning with radio station KNBC in Los Angeles. Rowe also said she was willing to undergo DNA testing to prove she is indeed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gary Coleman&#8217;s Wife Shows Him Exactly What&#8217;s She&#8217;s Talkin&#8217; &#8216;Bout</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/gary-colemans-wife-shows-him-exactly-whats-shes-talkin-bout/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/gary-colemans-wife-shows-him-exactly-whats-shes-talkin-bout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Coleman]]></category>
<category>Gary Coleman</category>
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Can Gary Coleman ever catch a break? His parents stole all his money, he&#8217;s stuck with a catch phrase that will probably be printed on his tombstone and now his wife Shannon Price has been arrested for domestic violence:
Shannon Price, 23, was booked into the Utah County jail about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday and released about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Deaths of American Icons</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/the-deaths-of-american-icons/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/the-deaths-of-american-icons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Farrah Fawcett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Farrah Fawcett</category><category>Michael Jackson</category>
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So Farrah Fawcett arrives at the Pearly Gates, nipples a-blazing with their former pin up girl glory restored from those last cancer ravaged days. St. Peter welcomes her warmly, trying to be discreet about sneaking a peek at those nostalgic hooters asking her &#8220;Farrah, you&#8217;ve struggled so much and contributed to so many young monkey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson has Died</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NobodyFamous</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood Snark]]></category>
<category>Hollywood Snark</category>
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Well folks, there will be no more skin pigment altering, no more plastic surgery to enhance alien appearances, and depending where he goes, no more moonwalking.&#160; Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50.&#160; The pop star turned freaky alien like had many hits.&#160; Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal, and more, are [...]]]></description>
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