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	<title>Hollywood Snark</title>
	<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com</link>
	<description>Get the latest celebrity news, gossip, and buzz. We take celebrity news and add our brand of funny commentary and sarcastic wit. Hollywood happenings with an added twist of snark!</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Debbie Rowe Wants Some Money. Oh, And Her Kids Back, Too</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Prince Michael Jackson II aka Blanket]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diana Ross]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Prince Michael Jackson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paris Jackson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Debbie Rowe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Debbie Rowe</category><category>Diana Ross</category><category>Michael Jackson</category><category>Paris Jackson</category><category>Prince Michael Jackson</category><category>Prince Michael Jackson II aka Blanket</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Michael Jackson&#8217;s baby mama Debbie Rowe is fighting the Jackson clan for custody of the children she bore with him during their marriage:
&#8220;I want my children,&#8221; Rowe said in an interview Thursday morning with radio station KNBC in Los Angeles. Rowe also said she was willing to undergo DNA testing to prove she is indeed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gary Coleman&#8217;s Wife Shows Him Exactly What&#8217;s She&#8217;s Talkin&#8217; &#8216;Bout</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/gary-colemans-wife-shows-him-exactly-whats-shes-talkin-bout/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/gary-colemans-wife-shows-him-exactly-whats-shes-talkin-bout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Coleman]]></category>
<category>Gary Coleman</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Can Gary Coleman ever catch a break? His parents stole all his money, he&#8217;s stuck with a catch phrase that will probably be printed on his tombstone and now his wife Shannon Price has been arrested for domestic violence:
Shannon Price, 23, was booked into the Utah County jail about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday and released about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Deaths of American Icons</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/the-deaths-of-american-icons/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/the-deaths-of-american-icons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Farrah Fawcett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
<category>Farrah Fawcett</category><category>Michael Jackson</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
So Farrah Fawcett arrives at the Pearly Gates, nipples a-blazing with their former pin up girl glory restored from those last cancer ravaged days. St. Peter welcomes her warmly, trying to be discreet about sneaking a peek at those nostalgic hooters asking her &#8220;Farrah, you&#8217;ve struggled so much and contributed to so many young monkey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson has Died</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NobodyFamous</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood Snark]]></category>
<category>Hollywood Snark</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Well folks, there will be no more skin pigment altering, no more plastic surgery to enhance alien appearances, and depending where he goes, no more moonwalking.&#160; Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50.&#160; The pop star turned freaky alien like had many hits.&#160; Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal, and more, are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Letterman: Dirty Old Man Or Lauren Conrad Groupie?</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/04/25/david-letterman-dirty-old-man-or-lauren-conrad-groupie/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/04/25/david-letterman-dirty-old-man-or-lauren-conrad-groupie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lauren Conrad]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[David Letterman]]></category>
<category>David Letterman</category><category>Lauren Conrad</category>
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Former Hills Ho Lauren Conrad continues to celebrate her departure from television by appearing on other television programs discussing her decision to end her stint as a reality starlet. Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. How can we miss you if you and your vapid little viewpoint won&#8217;t go away? She&#8217;s like that guy you dated in junior [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Abandons A Different Sort Of Red Carpet</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/04/07/lindsay-lohan-abandons-a-different-sort-of-red-carpet/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/04/07/lindsay-lohan-abandons-a-different-sort-of-red-carpet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Samantha Ronson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
<category>lindsay lohan</category><category>Samantha Ronson</category>
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Lindsay Lohan went running back to heterosexuality by issuing a statement over the breakup between herself and DJ Samantha Ronson:
&#8220;We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself,&#8221;
Good for her! And by focus I&#8217;m sure she means hooking up with random guys behind In-n-Out Burger for a line of coke and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Octomom Brings Ten Tots Home To A Riot</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/03/19/octomom-brings-ten-tots-home-to-a-riot/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/03/19/octomom-brings-ten-tots-home-to-a-riot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Octomom]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nadya Suleman]]></category>
<category>Nadya Suleman</category><category>Octomom</category>
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Mom of 14 Nadya Suleman was mobbed last night as she brought the first two of her 8 newborn babes plus her six older children home from Kaiser Permanente Hospital and her mom&#8217;s crib. Suleman and her brood received a warm welcome the likes of which have not been seen since Dr. Frankenstein&#8217;s neighbors dropped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown And Rihanna&#8217;s Post Smackdown Duet: The Haiku</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/03/11/chris-brown-and-rihannas-post-smackdown-duet-the-haiku/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/03/11/chris-brown-and-rihannas-post-smackdown-duet-the-haiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Brown]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haikus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rihanna]]></category>
<category>Chris Brown</category><category>Haikus</category><category>Rihanna</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
I bet it goes &#8220;Bitch
you best not run your mouth &#8216;cuz
I&#8217;ll beat you again!&#8221;
Chris Brown, Haikus, Rihanna]]></description>
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		<title>Alicia Keys and Jack White Do James Bond</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/alicia-keys-and-jack-white-do-james-bond/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/alicia-keys-and-jack-white-do-james-bond/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craigmate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jack White]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Alicia Keys]]></category>
<category>Alicia Keys</category><category>Jack White</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No no no no no no no &#8230;
Maybe.
Okay, maybe that&#8217;s what they said when 007 producers enlisted Duran Duran to record the theme for A View To A Kill - one of the great opening sequences in Bond history. However, I just don&#8217;t see this one working having Alicia Keys paired with Jack White for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheech And Chong Are Back!</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/cheech-and-chong-are-back/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/cheech-and-chong-are-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Craigmate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tommy Chong]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cheech Marin]]></category>
<category>Cheech Marin</category><category>Tommy Chong</category>
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I don&#8217;t usually interest myself with reunions, be it bands or television shows, but hearing that Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have not only reconciled their long-lived fued but are also touring has put a smile on my face. 
Cheech is still lingering some of those old &#8216;creative differences&#8217; when he says things like, &#8220;There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Poses Kinda Naked</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/12/lindsay-lohan-poses-kinda-naked/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/12/lindsay-lohan-poses-kinda-naked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
<category>lindsay lohan</category>
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Can anyone remember the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan do anything for her actual career? Drinking enough Vodka and Red Bull to sweep away the memories of I Know Who Killed Me doesn&#8217;t count. 
So here she is in all her melanoma speckled glory for some Visa credit card commercial thingie. Is this some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tatum O&#8217;Neal And The Best Excuse For Crack Use Ever</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/04/tatum-oneal-and-the-best-excuse-for-crack-use-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/04/tatum-oneal-and-the-best-excuse-for-crack-use-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tatum O'Neal]]></category>
<category>Tatum ONeal</category>
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After Academy Award winning actress Tatum O&#8217;Neal was busted buying crack cocaine a few evenings ago, she explained her actions thusly:
At the time of her arrest, O&#8217;Neal allegedly told cops she was &#8220;doing research&#8221; for a film role, but she has now changed her story, claiming her dog&#8217;s death three weeks ago &#8220;set her off.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rachael Ray Ad Yanked Due To Her Lack Of Fashion Sense</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/28/rachael-ray-ad-yanked-due-to-her-lack-of-fashion-sense/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/28/rachael-ray-ad-yanked-due-to-her-lack-of-fashion-sense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rachael Ray]]></category>
<category>Rachael Ray</category>
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If I was making pasta and someone came along and said &#8220;Hey, do you mind if we use this pot of boiling water to drown Rachael Ray?&#8221; I would gladly ditch my apron and go hungry for the rest of the night because nothing is more offensive to me than this woman. From her Tuna [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Possible Engagement: The Haiku</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/21/justin-timberlake-and-jessica-biel-possible-engagement-the-haiku/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/21/justin-timberlake-and-jessica-biel-possible-engagement-the-haiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 03:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Biel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Justin Timberlake]]></category>
<category>Jessica Biel</category><category>Justin Timberlake</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Somewhere Cameron D
Is Crying On Her Pillow
&#8220;Why Is That Not Me?&#8221;
Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake]]></description>
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		<title>Katie Holmes Is Off To Summer Camp!</title>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/01/katie-holmes-is-off-to-summer-camp/</link>
		<comments>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/01/katie-holmes-is-off-to-summer-camp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 02:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PadThaiPrincess</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Katie Holmes]]></category>
<category>Katie Holmes</category><category>tom cruise</category>
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Something tells me there won&#8217;t be any s&#8217;mores and campfire stories in Mrs. Cruise&#8217;s future. Scientology Camp is is probably less about making friendship bracelets and more about auditing the demons that dwell within by drinking lots of oil and sitting in a hot room. Don&#8217;t believe me? Google it, bitches.
&#8220;It included various tests, confession [...]]]></description>
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