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	<description>Get the latest celebrity news, gossip, and buzz. We take celebrity news and add our brand of funny commentary and sarcastic wit. Hollywood happenings with an added twist of snark!</description>
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		<title>Alicia Keys and Jack White Do James Bond</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No no no no no no no &#8230;
Maybe.
Okay, maybe that&#8217;s what they said when 007 producers enlisted Duran Duran to record the theme for A View To A Kill - one of the great opening sequences in Bond history. However, I just don&#8217;t see this one working having Alicia Keys paired with Jack White for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/alicia-keys-and-jack-white-do-james-bond/</link>
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		<title>Cheech And Chong Are Back!</title>
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I don&#8217;t usually interest myself with reunions, be it bands or television shows, but hearing that Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have not only reconciled their long-lived fued but are also touring has put a smile on my face. 
Cheech is still lingering some of those old &#8216;creative differences&#8217; when he says things like, &#8220;There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/07/30/cheech-and-chong-are-back/</link>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Poses Kinda Naked</title>
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Can anyone remember the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan do anything for her actual career? Drinking enough Vodka and Red Bull to sweep away the memories of I Know Who Killed Me doesn&#8217;t count. 
So here she is in all her melanoma speckled glory for some Visa credit card commercial thingie. Is this some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/12/lindsay-lohan-poses-kinda-naked/</link>
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		<title>Tatum O&#8217;Neal And The Best Excuse For Crack Use Ever</title>
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After Academy Award winning actress Tatum O&#8217;Neal was busted buying crack cocaine a few evenings ago, she explained her actions thusly:
At the time of her arrest, O&#8217;Neal allegedly told cops she was &#8220;doing research&#8221; for a film role, but she has now changed her story, claiming her dog&#8217;s death three weeks ago &#8220;set her off.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/06/04/tatum-oneal-and-the-best-excuse-for-crack-use-ever/</link>
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		<title>Rachael Ray Ad Yanked Due To Her Lack Of Fashion Sense</title>
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If I was making pasta and someone came along and said &#8220;Hey, do you mind if we use this pot of boiling water to drown Rachael Ray?&#8221; I would gladly ditch my apron and go hungry for the rest of the night because nothing is more offensive to me than this woman. From her Tuna [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/28/rachael-ray-ad-yanked-due-to-her-lack-of-fashion-sense/</link>
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		<title>Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Possible Engagement: The Haiku</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Somewhere Cameron D
Is Crying On Her Pillow
&#8220;Why Is That Not Me?&#8221;
Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/21/justin-timberlake-and-jessica-biel-possible-engagement-the-haiku/</link>
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		<title>Katie Holmes Is Off To Summer Camp!</title>
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Something tells me there won&#8217;t be any s&#8217;mores and campfire stories in Mrs. Cruise&#8217;s future. Scientology Camp is is probably less about making friendship bracelets and more about auditing the demons that dwell within by drinking lots of oil and sitting in a hot room. Don&#8217;t believe me? Google it, bitches.
&#8220;It included various tests, confession [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/05/01/katie-holmes-is-off-to-summer-camp/</link>
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		<title>Billy Bob Thornton&#8217;s Son In Underage Sex Scandal</title>
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Billy Bob Thornton&#8217;s 14 year old son Willie has been the victim of a 22 year old sexual predator whose cover was blown(ha!)by an ex-boyfriend who informed police she was sleeping with a minor. No high fives, please. Just because he&#8217;s a dude doesn&#8217;t make it all Penthouse Letters worthy. Just looking at the picture [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/30/billy-bob-thorntons-son-in-underage-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Had No Idea Topless Teens Could Cause A Ruckus</title>
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Little Miley Cyrus has cause a big fuss with some semi-nude shots taken by master photographer Annie Leibovitz:
I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be &#8216;artistic&#8217; and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,&#8221; she said in the statement. &#8220;I never intended for any of this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/30/miley-cyrus-had-no-idea-topless-teens-could-cause-a-ruckus/</link>
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		<title>Mariah Carey&#8217;s Cougar Love</title>
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I am so in love with Mariah Carey&#8217;s outfit in that picture. She looks like a hooker at one of those brothels where they all dress in theme costume and her John just stumbled into the Naughty Preppy Girl Room. Mariah andher surgically enhanced goodness and shamefully horrid movies never fail to put a smile [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/30/mariah-careys-cougar-love/</link>
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		<title>Madonna&#8217;s Lourdes Goes For A Mustache Ride</title>
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Come on. Her mother is one of the most image obsessed people alive yet little Lola&#8217;s got a unibrow that sends those lame cavemen from the car insurance commercials running back to their lairs to get a piece of the sun that fell from the earth and burn the monster to death. I know some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/19/madonnas-lourdes-goes-for-a-mustache-ride/</link>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s Dad Wants The Baby Bling</title>
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Did Ashlee Simpson really think she was going to get pregnant and engaged without her father putting his creepy Oedipal/Electra Complex Vibe all over the ultrasounds? Poor naive little girl.
A magazine source said, &#8220;Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. The deal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/18/ashlee-simpsons-dad-wants-the-baby-bling/</link>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian The Butt Of Paris&#8217; Hilarity</title>
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Reality star Kim Kardashian&#8217;s Onion Booty is making a big stink in Hollywood and even her little frenemies are getting in on the Haterade action. Paris Hilton blabbed on the radio about her pal&#8217;s pillowy posterior:
&#8220;I would not want [Kim&#8217;s butt] - it&#8217;s gross!&#8221; Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. &#8220;It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/16/kim-kardashian-the-butt-of-paris-hilarity/</link>
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		<title>Adnan Got Stabbed, Man</title>
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Britney Spears&#8217; one man entourage Adnan Ghalib was stabbed over the weekend, perhaps in an attempt to rid him of that douchey facial hair. Unfortunately, his huge ego and sense of self satisfaction were not pierced and summarily deflated like a popped boob implant on the set of the final season of Baywatch:
He received a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/15/adnan-got-stabbed-man/</link>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Has A New Drinking Buddy</title>
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Somebody get Marry Poppins on the phone and tell her to bring a sword in the handle of that magic umbrella because I think we have a new winner in the Stinky Diaper Parenting Awards. Who on earth decided it would be a good idea to let Amy Winehouse tote a baby around? It even [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hollywoodsnark.com/2008/04/15/amy-winehouse-has-a-new-drinking-buddy/</link>
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