Little Maddox Jolie-Pitt is finished with his stint at the Lycee Francais in New York City. Momma Angie picked up her eldest son on his last day of school before the family heads off to Los Angeles where BradDad will be preparing for a role in State Of Play. Angie will be busy as well, she starts shooting The Changeling with Clint Eastwood around the same time. I can’t really tell what that card says but I’m assuming that the gym teacher stuffed his yet-to-be-titled movie script about a dad searching for the truth and justice with an angry, veiny stick insect as his sidekick. The perfect project for Brangelina! Maybe they could discuss it after carpool duty.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are catching hell over their choice in birthday party for their eldest son Maddox. A lavish two day affair featured a military theme with obstacle courses and other jingoistic activites snapped by a photographer with a high powered long lense camera. Brad and Angelina are apparently fired up that Life & Style magazine also melted the Captains of The MILF and DILF Squads ice cream cake because they already had a set of photos they planned to release the the media before the magazine came along and hijacked that deal.

Angelina might want to keep the child sized flak jackets(they fit her anorexic frame like St. John’s)on hand just in case because people are in a snit over the fact that the do-gooder Humanitarian Ambassador staged a war party when that’s the thing she’s supposed to be halting with her charity work and stunning rack. That is kind of odd, like a vegan PETA member taking the Girl Scout Troop for Chicken McNuggets then shopping for fur coats. Tons of pictures of the party after the jizzump.

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Brangelina and the rest of the Pitt Crew were out and about in Chicago visiting the Field Museum, opened specially after hours for the family. With four little hellions, do you blame them? More pics of the family fun after the jump, including one of Pax with a green plastic dinosaur making it fly around.

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Angelina Jolie has been filming the movie, Wanted, in Prague for the last couple of months - but guess what else she has been doing?

That’s right! Regularly visiting a nearby Catholic orphanage.

The Sun reports that Angelina has been getting close to one particular orphan and has called Brad in to meet them. “Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend their family again," said The Sun.

I told Brad to be careful. Angelina can’t set foot in a country without checking out the country’s adoption policy and a few bastard bins.

No joke, this family is building an army. I’m afraid, you should be too.

The hottest Hollywood trend, after 3rd-world adoption, appears to be riding scooters. Thankfully, this one doesn’t require a trip overseas: we can act like the stars with a simple trip to the Vespa store.

David Arquette

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