You Know Her Kids Are
Like “Mom, Stop Showing Your Cootch!”
Fifty Is Too Old

I don’t know what the
big deal is that could be a
bad case of gas there

According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

Like We Were Going
To Pay Ten Bucks To See How
Herpes Hilton Bombs

Pasty Skin Blonde Hair
Lethal Combination Like
Crack And Heroin

But I Guess She Knows
All About That And Just Don’t
Give A Bloody Damn

Does Soda Come In
Green Glass Bottles Like Champagne?
Rehab Does You Good