Little Miley Cyrus has cause a big fuss with some semi-nude shots taken by master photographer Annie Leibovitz:

I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she said in the statement. “I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Um, I can kind of see what everyone from Bill O’Reilly to my horny next door neighbor is in an uproar over but personally? Underaged Tubercular Malnourished Extra from the set of Les Miserables reworked for the High School Musical crowd does very little to entice my erotic sensibilities.

I know it’s a terrible title, but I don’t think a boy band from the early 90’s deserves much more than absolute crap.

Somebody must need to pay child support or keep from going bankrupt(financially, not spiritually. I think it’s pretty clear that sell your soul when you join the dark league that is a boy band.)because the New Kids On The Block are making a comeback! Comeblock? Naw, that sounds like something that’s a sign of prostate cancer.

After a 14-year hiatus, the group will release a new album this summer and go on tour this fall. But first it will return to its old stomping grounds: the Tweeter Center on May 18 for the sold-out Kiss Concert.

What’s really sad is all this is the dream come true for all those NKOTB fans who got pregnant by some Guido at the age of 15 and now lives in a shotgun house in South Jersey still creating holes in the ozone later with her Aqua Net and noxious farts from a steady diet of Arby’s and Tasti D-Lite. That’s class.

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Remember when Winona Ryder was like, the Queen of the 90’s? I gave myself many a blister over that scene in Reality Bites where she’s all laid out weeping on the phone with the call in psychic. What can I say? Chicks who delude themselves make me horny. Anyway, I don’t know what happened to her lately! She’s still acting all klepto, this time for makeup:

Security stopped the shopper, who turned out to be none other than Winona Ryder! She showed the guard her receipt and he proceeded to check her bag. There were a couple of makeup items that were not paid for. Wide-eyed Winona said “I don’t know how that happened” and she quickly paid for the makeup before braving the exit once again.

Would Roxy Carmichael’s fake daughter do such a thing? Would that nerdy goth type that soothed Lucas’ burns after the jocks slathered his sac with Icy Hot? I cannot concive of the girl who took on the Heathers and staged her suicide in solidarity with Martha Dumptruck stealing cosmetics. Ugh. You know you are old when your teen idols are shoplifting with no recollection of the act.

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