Furious Father Larry Birkhead marched himself into Larry King’s studio last night to rebuff the rumours swirling around MSNBC reporter Rita Cosby’s soon to be released book about his babymomma Anna Nicole Smith. Flanked by his legal team, Birkhead attacked the book for the outrageous claims that he not only purchased his daughter from Howard K. Stern, but he was also doing the hibbity-dibbity with Stern and that Cosby has videotape evidence of this hook up:

“It’s totally false and defamatory,” said Birkhead. “She never once tried to contact me or Howard to see if any of these things were true.”

Of course, Ms. Cosby used Dannielynn as a nauseatingly exploitive Trump Card:

“The real issue here and the reason I did this book was that little baby,” she said. “The question is: What’s ahead for her future if these two men appear to be in collusion? … I hope that my book will expose some of the inconsistencies that have been out there and maybe have these cases given a second look.”

That book better sell because she’s about to have the bejesus sued out of her by Team Birkhead:

“This is going to be one of the most expensive lawsuit settlements in book-publishing history,” Birkhead told The Associated Press Tuesday. Stern also planned to “file and aggressively pursue a libel case” against Cosby and her publishers, his attorney, L. Lin Wood, said Tuesday.

I have a hard time believing this Cosby woman gives two Slim-Fast shakes about Dannielynn’s welfare. She’s the kind of journalist that thinks scruples are Russian currency and would sell her soul for ad space if it meant she could get the scoop on whether Elvis is dead or not.

Those “shocking allegations” that OK! magazine said they had have been outed early in the form of a tell all by writer Rita Cosby:

Rumors are swirling about the book, Blond Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, due out next week. TMZ has heard Cosby will say she has documents that prove Larry Birkhead essentially bought the baby from Howard K. Stern.

Of course Larry and high highlights were all in a huff:

If that’s what’s in her book, then she’ll be sued. And on top of that, there will be other individuals sued over confidential information in my custody case.” Birkhead has said that Cosby is the one who hooked him up with his former lawyer, Debra Opri. In Birkhead’s lawsuit against Opri over fees, he says Opri told him, “she had supplied the reporter with confidential information as ‘payback’ for the client referral. “OK! is on notice those allegations are false, and if they print them as truth, they will be sued as well.” Birkhead adds, “I’ll go after any media outlet that prints those lies from that book.”

Doesn’t this make Howard K. Stern the bad guy what with the trafficking in babies and such? I’m gonna go find some parents whose children were kidnapped and released after they paid a ransom and make me some book money off their foolish decisions.

“Something very magical will be happening at my house the first week of September, and it will be fit for a tiny little princess.”

So says Tricia Barnstable, the Louisville socialite responsible for the collision of Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead that resulted in the birth and media circus of little Dannielynn Hope. In the interest of keeping Dannielynn’s birthday less traumatic than her last, Larry’s taking his baby girl down south to celebrate with family and friends. Jeezum crow, has it been a year since the world called Howard K. Stern a murderer little Dannielynn melted our hearts and put dollar signs in Virgie Arthur’s eyes? Where does the time go? More pictures of Dannielynn chillaxing with Daddy Larry after the jump.

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Don’t Be Howard K. Stern Just Take The DNA Test Already Ed

Oh SWEET JESUS. Now there’s some guy running his mouth to Dr. Phil about how Anna Nicole Smith was POSSESSED and he could tell just by LOOKING at her. The Reverend Bob Larson spends him time helping people get rid of the demons inside and claims to have performed over 10,000 exorcisms with the regret he didn’t get ahold of Anna Nicole before the devil did: Dr. Phil points to recent headlines. “You think Anna Nicole was possessed?” he asks. “I don’t have any question in my mind. Here was a woman abandoned at an early age, who said Christmas was the worst time of the year, and who wanted to grow up and die like Marilyn Monroe," Rev. Larson replies. "You could consider that a psychological aberration, but the truth is, she did die that way, and that curse she declared over herself struck her own son.” “You’re not saying, in your own view, that everybody who had a bad childhood is possessed?” Dr. Phil asks. “Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not," Rev. Larson stresses. "There was no resolution. There was no indication along the way that [Anna] got any therapy, any counseling, any way to work through it, and bring some recovery in her life.” In so many ways, the Devil is such the convienient scapegoat(pardon my zingy pun). You and your son drop dead of drug overdoses? Satan’s handiwork. Howard K. Stern should send him a thank you note for taking some of the heat off of him.