It’s a win for Mimi who has not only prevented pornstar, Mary Carey, from trademarking her adult-movie moniker, but has also stopped her from being able to use the name at all! Mary Cook will have to do.

We generally sided with Mary - can anyone really confuse the two? - and wish the best for the ‘actress’, who had this to say:

Pop Star Mariah Carey’s legal team is hard at work to stop Porn Star Mary Carey from trademarking her name so the two won’t be confused with each other.

I am not sure why Mariah is so concerned about this, what’s so similar about them except their name? Let’s take a look:

Long Blondish Extensions, Fake Hooters, Delightful Wardrobe Consisting Of Bikinis The Size Of Kleenexes Bought On The Sale Rack At Frederick’s Of Hollywood?

Oh, wait. Never mind, I’m the one who was mistaken.