Based on the photo above I would say “Appreciates the view one gets when one is shorter than one’s wife”, but that isn’t it. Nicole Kidman’s reps have confirmed that she is indeed expecting a wee Urbanette in 2008! Aaww, this is so sweet and wonderfil; Nicole has been trying for ages to have a biological child and I wish her and Keith all the happiness in the world. Also, I hope that someday the little tyke and Suri Cruise throw down Wu-Tang style in front of like, a Taco Bell or something so we can see who wins. Place your bets now!

Awesome as in “Wow, those cost more than the surgery I so depserately need!” While the rest of us are out there with a can of red spray paint and some BOGOs from Payless in a desperate attempt to look chic, budding fashionista Suri Cruise will be getting her very first pair of Christian Louboutins under the Christmas Tree(Scientology Bush? Or is that Katie’s new nickname?)

An unnamed source tells OK! that Suri’s parents — Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes — had a mold made of little Suri’s foot, which will then be used to have hand-crafted shoes made to her “exact specifications.” The cost of the mold is $2,500, and depending on their selection, Tom and Katie can be expected to shell out anywhere from $500 to $5,000 additional for the shoes themselves. 19-month-old Suri, a source told the magazine, is Christian Louboutin’s “youngest client.”

Aww, lil’ Louboutins for Suri, how do you like that? If you are anything like me, it makes you so blind with rage you want to rain blows down upon your parents for never giving you designer shoes.

Naw, it won’t be for future movie flops though he might want to consider building one for when Top Gun: The Opera! gets greenlighted. This one is for his his family in case of disaster:

“Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.” “It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.” The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Could you imagine being trapped underground with the Cruise Clan? I’d rather gouge my eyes out and replace them with Super Bouncy Balls than listen to diatribes about why Scientology rocks their socks off or listen to Katie sighs as she remembers the good old days before the world was watching her pick out shoes with Victoria Beckham and all she had to worry about was Pacey Witter and his dastardly good looks trying to weasel his way into her panties on Dawson’s Creek.

Look out Heathers, there’s a new preppy monster on the scene. Little Suri Cruise took in a Galaxy-Chelsea soccer game with Auntie Victoria Beckham and her kiddies this weekend sporting a Ralph Lauren dress and a Maggie Simpson mask. I like how Posh is drinking a glass of champagne at a freaking sporting event. I guess they don’t make beer hats for Cristal.

Lots more shots of Katie and her mother-in-law watching Suri flirt with the Beckham boys after the jump.

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Lil’ Suri Cruise is one of the best dresses babes in Hollywood, her mum and dad go for a classic little girl style with lots of smocked dresses, Mary Janes, sandals and floral prints for Scientology’s Princess. if we could just get Suri to dress her mother, we might be ok. Just check out the high waisted disasters Mrs. Cruise is rocking in Germany while Tom works on his next movie:

They are even worse when she stands upright:

I KNOW! Just looking at them makes me crotch nervous. Another shot of Suri and Mommy’s heinous trousers after the jump.

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